Summary:

**ON HIATUS**

I hate Joseph Adam Jonas.

Which is what everyone says, right? "Oh my gawd, I hate him; although, now he's being nicer. But I still hate him. But he just kissed me. Now we're in love. The end."

The girl always swoons for him in the end. Always.

But my tale, as you may notice, has nothing to do with my love for the Middle Jonas. In fact, there's barely any infatuation in it at all.

It all started when we were seven, at the heart of a Prank War. I won, but he couldn't handle it, and things got way out of line. He did the unspeakable. I couldn't let him forget it that easily. And I never let go of grudges.

Ever.

He was going to regret that day, and I would make damn sure that his high school life was filled with cold, heartless pranks to assure his misery.

Liv Peterson never loses at anything. I wasn't about to let a Jonas ruin that for me.

Rated: R
Categories: Humor Characters: Joe Jonas, O/C-Original Characters
Length: novel length
Tags: None
Warnings: Alcohol Abuse, Language
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Word count: 4232 Read: 896
Published: September 08, 2009 Updated: September 25, 2009